Haha Zone

Water Bottles

Trying to do my share to help the environment,

I set up a trash basket at my office

And posted above it this suggestion :

“Empty water bottles here.”

I should have been more specific,

Because when I went to check it later,

I didn’t find any bottles in it.

But it was full of water.

KEY BOARD

Usually there’s no computer problem I can’t solve.

But I met my match when I turned on my machine

And greeted with the message,

“Keyboard not detected. Hit any key to continue.”

???

LAST NAME

Conversation with an airline reservation clerk;

Cleark : first name, please?

Mother : Veronica

Clerk : Last name?

Mother : Smith. And I’ll be taking my infant son.

Clerk : His first name?

Mother : Ronald

Clerk : And his last?

Mother: The same.

Clerk : Ronald Ronald???